Everyone knows what Tinder is for, here's some wine and let's get laid already

She asked me to put it in her asshole, she doesn't need a finger there

Honey, come on, get it in — my pussy's already flowing

I've already beaten you all up, it won't hurt — you go ahead

Demonstrably rubbed it with the hope that there would soon be a penis there

Sister couldn't fucking wait for me? I haven't had a boyfriend in a long time

Friend girl, why don't you give me a hand job, it's been a year since I've had a man?

Sperm coming out of the pussy — no good, I'm going to put my finger back in it

Grabbed my hair and put it on my dick — yeah, that's a good way to fuck

Are you sleeping? Well, well, I'm about to stick my dick in your ass and you won't be able to sleep

That's it: he fucked the doll, but all his sperm went back into Sasha Rose

Oh, and the delivery guy isn't a guy... All right, I'll fuck the girl, I want pizza

Don't look at me like that, you've come so many times, now it's my turn

Okay, who's a lesbian here? I'm going to teach you how to love dicks

At 19, your pussy should be wider by now, and your dick can barely fit

The bitches have a carefree life: ride a swing and then a dick

Come to think of it, son, I dreamt that you fucked me, what a nightmare, huh?

Brother, you're lying around, and my pants are wet from not getting laid!

Friend girl, don't go to sleep — I'm about to cum and it's your turn

You made your boobs bigger for a reason — take off your swimsuit, we'll take you for a test drive

Son, why are your hands on my tits? Don't be cheeky, or I won't sit on my dick

You haven't had sex in a year? I almost choked in here

"Does your girlfriend mind?" — What a question, start sucking on it already

That's how romantically lovers fuck until they fuck each other up